Funny Messages

You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!

(on 01/04/2009)

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

(on 02/04/2009)

If you weren't here I'd have to be the hottest person in this place.

(on 03/04/2009)

You always stop and stare, why not just take a picture?

(on 04/04/2009)

People tell me there's plenty of fish in the sea. But who wants to date a fish?

(on 05/04/2009)

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

(on 06/04/2009)

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.

(on 07/04/2009)

If I kiss him will he stop talking?

(on 08/04/2009)

Boys are great. Every girl should have one.

(on 09/04/2009)

A - U'r Attractive
B - U'r D Best
C - U'r Cute
D - U'r Dear 2 me
E - U'r Excellent
F - U'r Funny
G - U'r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I'm
J - Just
K - Kidding

(on 10/04/2009)